Apple stores are much too advanced for seniors with bad eyesight, claims Evelyn Paswell, 83. And the offending technology are… the doors. The Long Island, New York, grandmother says the transparent glass door at the company’s store in Manhasset was invisible to her and, during a trip in December, she walked right into it and broke her nose. She’s now suing Apple for $1 million and claiming that its stores are not friendly to older,... 

It’s normal for parents to worry about older kids bullying their children and taking their milk money. But the mother a second grade student in Baltimore, Maryland, says it was a math teacher who robbed her seven-year-old son of cash for his lunch. Marcelius Lockes allegedly took quarters from Kori Cummings, a special needs student, to buy soda for herself, leaving him with no money to pay for his school meal, according to a lawsuit filed... 

A Chicago man who spent 16 years in prison after being convicted of murder as a teenager has been awarded $25 million in damages after it was determined that he was wrongfully convicted. Thaddeus Jimenez, 32, had spent nearly half his life in prison before being exonerated and released in May 2009. After being released, Jimenez then sued the city, accusing the police of ignoring evidence in his case, including a confession from another suspect, Juan... 

A former sailor has been awarded over $7.5 million in damages over a car crash in California that shortened his penis by an inch and a half. Newlywed Matthew Wall suffered crush injuries and nerve damage to his manhood after a 2007 accident in San Diego. The 27-year-old underwent reconstructive surgery that left his penis an inch and half shorter than before the accident. jury in El Cajon, California, awarded him $7,553,000 in damages as compensation... 

A man who sustained a concussion after slipping in a Starbucks was awarded nearly $7.5 million by a jury on Friday. Anthony Zaccaglin fell in the Vista branch in California in 2008. He hit his head on a cash register as he made his way from the cashier to the pickup counter, according to his lawyers. They added that witnesses at the scene said a manager had just mopped the area where Mr Zaccaglin slipped, msnbc.com reports. In his civil suit Mr Zaccaglin... 

This seems like a pretty silly lawsuit. Though they have a fake bag in their scene, it’s still advertising Louis Vuitton because they talk about it! The LV folks even want the entire movie pulled until the scene is removed! How ridiculous is that?! The movie features Zach Galifianakis’ character — Alan — instructing Stu not to mess with his luggage, warning, “Careful, that is … that is a Louis Vuitton.” BTW, in the movie, the S in Louis... 

Hammer time! Looks like MC Hammer is facing financial troubles once again! The U.S. government claims he owes $779,585 in back taxes and has now filed a lawsuit against the rapper and his wife to recoup its losses. According to the docs, obtained by TMZ, the back taxes are from Hammer’s most financially troubled years — 1996 and 1997 — and Uncle Sam wants the money back stat, demanding any concert earnings Hammer makes be automatically redirected... 

A man has sued a fertility clinic after claiming they used his ‘stolen’ sperm to get his girlfriend pregnant with twins. Joe Pressil claims he had no knowledge his girlfriend Anetria was undergoing IVF treatment. She gave birth to twins almost a year after they split up in 2007 and later sued him for child support. A paternity test revealed Pressil was the father and he later discovered a receipt from a Houston fertility clinic for his... 

A California woman claims a little foreplay nearly put her six feet under. April Bonjour says her pleasure turned quickly to pain while using a “vibrator/dildo” with her boyfriend last November when the sex toy caused a sharp vaginal pain and massive bleeding. “I started to get faint from the loss of blood,” she wrote in a personal injury complaint filed Aug. 30 in California Superior Court. “My boyfriend called 911.... 

Mary Bach took Walmart to court after seeing that her receipt was two cents off! This is not the first time the woman sued Walmart, she has sued and won five lawsuits against the store. Bach claims that she noticed the discrepancy between the listed price and receipt price of an item at least two times and that’s why she took Walmart to court this last time. For Mary Bach, 2 cents isn’t chump change. The Pennsylvania woman took Walmart to court...